when anyone asks if i’m good at sports
If someone calls you thunder thighs you should take it as a compliment because you have been gifted by thor and he probably thinks you’re beautiful
Thor, looking at one of my thighs: This leg, I like it!
Me: *crosses my other leg over top*
Thor: *gasps* ANOTHER
“What was the happiest moment of your life?”
“I don’t think I have one yet but it’s probably coming up and it’s going to be a surprise.”
… that is the most beautiful thing I read in my lifetime
😭😭😭
how amazing would it be to go travelling with the love of your life and fuck every night